Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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