My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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