Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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