My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My nipple is on Facebook.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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