You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
only you would photoshop your dick
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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