my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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