Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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