normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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