Barsexuality is the new black.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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