Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
