that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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