just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
he fucked my hip out of place.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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