hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I have peed in a lot of sinks
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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