You're my little dorito
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Can I color on your dick again?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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