Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You've changed since you got that strap on
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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