Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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