Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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