the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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