I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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