i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
