I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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