Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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