How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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