there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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