Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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