"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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