sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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