I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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