I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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