piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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