How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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