How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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