wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Congratulations! We have a period
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