I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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