I molested 6 butterflies tonight
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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