is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Come on in and take your pants off
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