I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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