let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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