He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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