I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
