I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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