I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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