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Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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