I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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