You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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