your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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