i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Sext me about skeletons
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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