i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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