is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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