If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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