wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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