I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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