new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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