If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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