marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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