all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
