I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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